Apply horse blinders while grocery shopping to avoid catching any enticing deals or flashy endcaps in your periphery.

Be a savvy consumer. Do your research rather than trusting your local circus barker’s claims that no other wonders on earth could compare to the oddities found in his freak show.

Live a consistently fulfilling life so advertisers can’t appeal to your feelings of nostalgia.

“Buy one get one free” deals are an attempt by retailers to manipulate your shopping habits. Demonstrate your superior willpower by purchasing three.

Remember that after taxes and subtracted earnings, the 82 hours you keep your hand on the truck will ultimately be a net loss.

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