Giving “The Talk”: It might be uncomfortable to discuss, but it’s important for a father to talk to his son about how to properly seal a deck
Bond Of Silence: Hallowed occasion upon which a dad does something stupid and makes the kids accomplices by having them swear not to tell their mom
Getting Beaten At One-On-One Basketball: This bittersweet moment will be denied for years to come
Appearing In The Basement Unannounced: There comes a day when every patriarch must confirm that the eight sophomores in his basement are watching The Dark Knight as they claim
Pretending To Support Son’s Dreams: Putting on a smile and appearing to be on board with your son’s decision to go to art school is a vital part of fatherhood that must be suffered through
Be like your dad, but don’t wear his underwear. GILDAN, the next generation of underwear.